There’s nothing bougie about this.
The season finale of E!’s “Relatively Famous: Ranch Rules” sees the cast, made up of celebrity kids, become frightened as they attempt to wrangle cattle at Colorado’s Saddleback Ranch.
In Page Six’s exclusive clip, Austin Gunn — the son of famed wrestler Billy Gun — says that he feels “dialed in” and “in the zone” as he leads his new pals and their large herd across an expansive field.
Hana Giraldo, the daughter of Pat Benetar who has explored an on-camera romance with Austin, is also confident that the Hollywood scions will successfully complete their assignment on horseback.
“Despite the hiccups between me and Austin, we’re actually in sync and working as a team,” she says in a confessional.
But when the cast and their horses have to lead the cattle over a narrow bridge, many a cow decide to walk through the ravine instead, inciting major anxiety.
“Watch out, they’re going in the dip!” Hana exclaims as Austin attempts to coerce the animals out of the water and back onto land to cross the bridge.
“I’m, like, up to my ankles in water and bay calves are getting in the water,” Austin tells the camera, while Hana admits that she’s “scared.”
Meanwhile, Redmond Parker — whose father is musician Ray Parker Jr. — is embarrassed that guests who accompanied the group are seeing the temporary ranch hands stumble.
“The guests look just as confused as the cows,” he laments. “It’s just a s—t show right now.”
Other “Ranch Rules” participants include Taylor “Tay” Hasselhoff (dad: David Hasselhoff), Jasmin Lawrence (dad: Martin Lawrence), Myles O’Neal (dad: Shaquille O’Neal), Harry James Thornton (dad: Billy Bob Thornton) and Ebie (dad: Eazy-E).
Tasked with restoring and reopening Saddleback Ranch to the public after a yearlong COVID shutdown, they’ve assumed such responsibilities as plucking dingleberries from the wool of sheep and artificially inseminating cows.
“It was disgusting!” Tay said in January during an exclusive interview with Page Six, recalling the latter chore.
“The smell was so pungent and so disgusting. You’re putting your hand far deep down in a butthole and you’re feeling for things … It scarred me for a good couple of days.”
The “Relatively Famous: Ranch Rules” Season 1 finale airs tonight at 9 p.m. ET on E!