It actually already all happened.
Scheana Shay revealed her destination wedding in August 2022 was just ceremonial, as she and Brock Davies legally married a year prior.
“So, you guys know I’ve been wearing my wedding band for a while now — because we’ve been married for a while now,” the “Vanderpump Rules” star told her visibly stunned bridesmaids Ariana Madix and Raquel Leviss in Wednesday’s episode.
Shay, 37, explained in a confessional that it was “hard not to tell everyone” because of how “happy” she had been in the year since she secretly eloped with Davies.
“When his investor’s visa needed to get changed, I also wanted him to be able to get his green card,” she told Madix and Leviss.
“We have a baby together, we know we’re going to be together forever, so we just literally said a couple of words, signed the paper.”
Madix, also 37, instantly became emotional and applauded her best friend for getting married for the person and not the extravagant ceremony.
“You know what, Scheana? So many people want to get married because they want the wedding, but you’ve been living the actual marriage, and the wedding is just kinda like a fun little icing on top of the cake,” the Something About Her co-owner said.
The “Good as Gold” singer further explained in her confessional that she and Davies “got married for us.”
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“We did this because we want a life together, we have a baby together, and it didn’t matter that it was done in front of a hundred people or four people,” she said.
The Bravolebrity and Davies — who share an almost-2-year-old daughter, Summer — said “I do” in front of their co-stars, friends and family at Dreams Natura Resort in Mexico on Aug. 23, 2022, one year after getting engaged.
Shay has been sharing behind-the-scenes photos and videos from her special day over the last week — some of which were altered.
She admitted replacing Leviss, 28, with Lala Kent’s face in wedding portraits after the former pageant queen’s months-long affair with Madix’s then-boyfriend, Tom Sandoval, was exposed last month.
“I had to,” she said on the “Undressed with Pol’ and Patrik” podcast Wednesday. “I don’t want that bitch in my photos.”
“Vanderpump Rules” airs Wednesdays at 9 p.m. ET on Bravo.