Memorial Day Weekend has come and gone, which means the Summer House crew is headed to the Hamptons to drink rosé and party all day. But this time around Hannah Berner will not be joining the Good Vibe Tribe, but to be fair, she’s not the best at making summer fun anymore. Hannah created a lot of nonsense last year, whether it involved her confusing relationship with Luke Gulbranson or getting freaky with fiancé Des Bishop in Kyle Cooke and Amanda Batula’s bathroom. As long as Carl Radke returns every year, with his winning smile and a case of Loverboy in hand, I’ll be happy to watch.
Hannah decided to skip the Hamptons getaway this year so she’ll stick to laying in her own bed with Des while they both stare at their phones. She’s starting a comedy career as well, and who knows if any of the crew will want to go to her stand-up shows, considering the “jokes” she’s made about them. It does beg the question of who will be by Paige DeSorbo’s side this summer, and if Hannah is really ruining any chance of reconciling some of her friendships.
Hannah is also now an engaged woman and planning a wedding to Des. He popped the question pretty quickly in her relationship. Honestly, he is best remembered for his uncanny resemblance to Kyle. Over Memorial Day weekend, Hannah chose Nana’s house over Montauk and had an engagement party to celebrate the occasion. Her grandma Vera DiLeo, @nanastillgotit on Instagram, posted several photos with Hannah and guests at the event. And most noticeably, Ciara Miller is the only Summer House cast member in the photos.
Nana was quick to shut down the haters in a very lengthy Instagram post about why “certain people” weren’t at the party. She began by explaining the family members who were present, saying only her immediate family attended. So her father’s side and Des‘ family didn’t make it.
And then she went on to mention Hannah’s friends who attended and clearly explain why Paige couldn’t come. “This party was really for all of Hannah’s friends and their families on Shelter Island where she spent every summer growing up,” she wrote. “Some of you have asked where Paige was, since Ciara as there. Paige was out of town and Ciara was spending the day out East with Hannah.”
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According to Southern Charm star Austen Kroll’s Instagram, Paige was actually hanging with Craig Conover at his sewing store. We love a crossover moment and this makes me pretty excited for Winter House. Excuse me, Summer House Winter Charm *eyeroll*.
OK back to Nana’s manifesto of an Instagram caption. “None of us can be truly happy without inner peace. Inner peace refers to a deliberate state of spiritual calm despite all the chaos in the world and on social media. Learning to distance yourself from negativity is one of the greatest lessons in achieving peace.” She goes on to list 5 bullet points about why to bring peace in your love, and all of this is probably to say that Paige and Hannah are fine. They do have a podcast together, after all, and Paige did defend Hannah throughout the Summer House reunion. It’d be pretty shocking to see this duo split.
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TELL US – DO YOU THINK HANNAH AND PAIGE ARE STILL FRIENDS? ARE YOU UPSET THAT HANNAH ISN’T PARTICIPATING IN SUMMER HOUSE THIS YEAR?
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