It’s been a hot second since the Real Housewives of Dallas has been on our screens. Much has happened in our time off. Most recently, D’Andra Simmons has been admitted to ICU due to Coronavirus. Then there’s hot mess express Brandi Redmond. If you thought we were through with the overt racism on this franchise after the loss of LeeAnne Locken, think again. Brandi’s recent remarks are reportedly included in the upcoming 5th season.
This season will also feature newest Housewife, Tiffany Moon. Tiffany is an accomplished anesthesiologist and an Associate Professor of Anesthesiology and Pain Management at The University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center! Can’t wait to see how she stacks up against a green powder power-house and the glitter dog-food-empress.
Entertainment Tonight shared the latest taglines for the newest season. Let’s get to it. In order…
Stephanie Hollman’s tagline is, “I don’t need your approval. I need you to get out of my way.” Any guesses who that’s referring to? Is she the rumored divorcee of Dallas?
Then there’s Kary Brittingham who leaned into her Mexican culture saying, “If you take a shot at me, it better be tequila!” I give it a 5/10. Not the best, not the worst.
Newest Housewife, Tiffany Moon flaunts her medical degree saying, “I can save your life, but not your reputation.” Come through!
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The soon to be mother of four, Brandi will be saying, “Take it from me, a sinner is just a saint who keeps on trying.” Well try harder lady, we’re all watching you fail miserably! Some of us were rooting for you!!!
D’Andra comes in as plain as her mother-daughter story line. She says, “Dallas girls are sugar and spice, but I’m still working on nice.” Just because it rhymes, it doesn’t mean it’s good.
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Finally, Kameron Westcott, who’s had some high ranking taglines in the past will now be saying, “I love to be pampered, but I’m nobody’s pet.” Eh.
Jennifer Davis was also rumored to be joining the cast, but for now, she appears tagline-less with a part-time role. Sorry, girl!
Episode one of Season 5 will be airing on Bravo on Thursday, December 31st at 8pm ET/PT. The official premiere, however, will be Tuesday January 5th at 9pm ET/PT. The show will air on Tuesdays thereafter.
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TELL US – WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE NEW TAGLINE? WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE TAGLINE OF ALL TIME?
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