Before we start casting judgement on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Erika Jayne, I only ask you to remember one thing. You have no idea what she goes through at night! And whatever you do, avoid suggesting she has pretend amnesia and doesn’t recall her “company” ALLEGEDLY receiving funneled funds from accident victims.
Poor Erika, which might be a new literal term instead of a figurative term. After filing for divorce from Tom Girardi, Erika followed the path of many women and requested spousal support from her estranged husband. But Big Tommy is a Big Lawyer who is in Big Trouble, so he might not have any money to slide her way. Tom has responded to Erika’s plea for alimony and let’s just say, ‘ol Denise Richards is laughing in her morning cup of Casamigos.
Erika has found herself in quite the Pretty Mess. As we all know, it is XXPEN$IVE to maintain such a high-end wealthy lifestyle. When glam costs $40k per month and you use a private jet to play clubs with a maximum room capacity of 25, the fees tend to add up. Amid filing for dissolution of marriage from Big Tommy, Erika has requested a monthly stipend so she can sustain 20 inches of fake hair and a Gucci track suit collection. She might want to go upstairs and say a prayer in her Church of Latter Day Harlots, because Big Tommy said NOPE.
According to Us Weekly, when Erika asked Tom How Many Fucks? he gives, the answer is zero. “In court documents filed in Los Angeles Superior Court on November 25, the powerhouse attorney, 81, requested to terminate the court’s ability to award spousal support to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star, 49. He also asked that she pay his attorney’s fees.” Pay HIS attorney’s fees? Why, Erika might need a Painkillr to absorb this information. And if you think I’m going to continue using Erika’s song titles against her in this article, I could do this all day.
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In Erika’s November 2 filing, it was noted she intended to seek spousal support from Tom. She also requested the judge to block Big Tommy from requesting spousal support from her. Seeing as Tom’s law firm is about 5 minutes away from filing bankruptcy, Erika might be the only one with a paying gig. Karma, I can’t with you girl! PK and Dorit Kemsley’s court drama walked so Erika and Tom’s court drama could FLY.
While Tom and Erika enjoyed an unconventional marriage, they also didn’t sign a prenuptial agreement. The divorce took a nasty and sketchy turn when both Tom and Erika found themselves being sued for fraud. Some people call Erika cold, but it’s not ice, it’s embezzlement. ALLEGEDLY. A class action firm accuses the couple of separating as “a sham attempt to fraudulently protect” their money from debt collectors.
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Erika and Tom have not publicly addressed the lawsuit, but I bet they would prefer privacy during their trying times. I bet the families of the victims of Lion Air Flight 610 would prefer the money they are owed during their trying times. Erika and Big Tommy are on a Rollercoaster of a journey that is currently in a civil court. However, it has the potential to jump to criminal. Erika might not get any spousal support because her ex could be in jail wind up broke as a joke. Perhaps Erika could sell some old CDs out of the trunk of her car to tide herself over. Although Erika lost a husband, at least she has something to share on the next RHOBH season. Because, you know, open and honest.
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TELL US- ARE YOU SURPRISED TOM DOESN’T WANT TO PAY SUPPORT? IS THE DIVORCE A BIG SHAM? DO YOU THINK IT WILL GET WORSE?
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